GERMAN SHEPHERD PROPERTY LAW

               
If I like it, its mine;

               
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine;

               
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine;

               
If I can take it from you, it’s mine;

               
If it looks like mine, it’s mine;

               
If it’s mine, it must never be yours;

               
If I saw it first, it’s mine;

               
If you have something and put it down, it’s mine;

               
If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine;

         
If it used to be yours, get over it;

            
If it’s broken, it’s yours;

          
If it’s edible, it’s always mine.